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Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child?
→ Because dad can't keep his pants on and mom wants to wear them.

Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?
→ If they sent her to a public school, the secret service would be out-gunned!

What reindeer can jump higher than a house?
→ They all can! Houses can't jump!

What did Dracula say at the Christmas party?
→ Fancy a bite?

What does Bill Clinton have in common with former great Presidents?
→ Absolutely nothing.

What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter?
→ Jimmy Carter waited until after the inauguration to break his promises.

What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter?
→ Jimmy Carter waited until after the inauguration to break his promises.

Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?
→ "Rude"olph

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
→ Santa Jaws!

Why did Clinton choose Canada as the site for his summit with Yeltsin?
→ So he could look up some college buddies who moved up there during the war.