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Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
→ Because it has long-distance runners on each side.

Why did Clinton waffle on military action in Bosnia?
→ His area of expertise is dodging armed conflict.

What has Clinton done that no one has been able to do in the last 5 years?
→ Unite the Republican Party.

When will there be a woman in the White House?
→ When Hillary leaves town.

What does Teddy Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he did?
→ A dead girlfriend.

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
→ Santa Jaws!

I wouldn't say Christmas gnomes are small.
But they used to be lumberjacks on a mushroom farm!

Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?
→ Your teeth!

What's the difference between Bill Clinton and a container of yogurt?
→ Yogurt has culture.

Why does Chelsea look so stupid and ugly?
→ Heredity.