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What's Scrooge's favourite Christmas game?
→ Mean-opoly.

Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition.
Now thats what you call pot luck!

Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school?
→ They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.

When will there be a woman in the White House?
→ When Hillary leaves town.

How can you tell when Clinton is ready for battle [in Bosnia]?
→ He's got his jogging suit on.

How can you tell when Bill Clinton is telling a lie by looking at his face?
→ If his lips are moving, then he's lying.

A group of mountain climbers once heard Father Christmas go past.
They must have had sharp ears!
They were mountain-ears!

How many chimney does Father Christmas go down?
→ Stacks!

Did you hear about the stupid turkey?
→ It was looking forward to Christmas!

What happens to you at Christmas?
→ Yule be happy!