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What can Santa give away and still keep?
→ A cold.

What did the big cracker say to the little cracker?
→ My pop is bigger than yours!

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
→ Santa pause!

Why did the IRS recently audit Bill Clinton?
→ Because he filed as head of the household.

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?
→ "Looks like rein dear"

- Father Christmas: I like the story about the girl who steals from the rich and gives it all to Granny.

- Elf: That's Little Red Robin Hood'!

- Doctor, Doctor I'm scared of Father Christmas

- Doctor: You're suffering from Claus-trophobia.

- Mum: How can you practice your trumpet and listen to the radio at the same time?

- Son: Easy. I have two ears!

- I had a funny dream last night, Mom.

- Did you?

- I dreamed I was awake, but when I woke up I found I was asleep.

What has Clinton done that no one has been able to do in the last 5 years?
→ Unite the Republican Party.