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What is Clinton's plan to create thousands of small businesses?
→ Take thousands of big businesses and wait four years.

Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.
As they read the menu the waitress comes over and askes Clinton, "Are you ready to order?"
Clinton replies, "Yes, I'd like a quickie."
"A quickie?!?" the waitress replies. "Sir, given the current situation of your personal life I don't think that is a good idea.
I'll come back when you are ready to order from the menu."
She walks away.
Gore leans over to Clinton and says, "It's pronounced Quiche."

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
→ Crisp Cringle.

What game do reindeer play in their stalls?
→ Stable-tennis!

Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents?
→ Elephanta Claus!

- Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a Christmas bell!

- Just take these pills - and, if they don't work, give me a ring!

Did you know that Clinton's cat can play Chess?
→ Inside Information: The cat isn't really all that good at Chess.
The last time they played best of five, Clinton won three games to two.

Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
→ Because he had low elf esteem.

- Father Christmas: I like the story about the girl who steals from the rich and gives it all to Granny.

- Elf: That's Little Red Robin Hood'!

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?
→ "Looks like rein dear"