Most viewed jokes

How do you make a slow reindeer fast?
→ Don't feed it!

Why do black cats never shave?
→ Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas!

How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?
→ They were both dating the same girl in high school.

What is the best thing that ever came out of Arkansas?
→ Highway 55.

Why does Chelsea look so stupid and ugly?
→ Heredity.

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor and Gamble?
Its true....

Comet cleans sinks!

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
→ Crisp Cringle.

- Father Christmas: All right, my good lady, my face is my ticket.

- Box office attendant: Then you'd better watch out... there's a feller inside who has the job of punching the tickets.

What will Bill's favorite retail outlet be after his economic blueprint takes effect?
→ Everything's $100.

Why were there two presidential limousines in the inaugural parade?
→ The first one held the real president while the second one contained the president's spouse, Bill Clinton.