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- I had a funny dream last night, Mom.

- Did you?

- I dreamed I was awake, but when I woke up I found I was asleep.

What is an octopus?
→ An eight-sided cat.

Why do black cats never shave?
→ Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas!

Is there big money in the cattle business?
→ So I've herd!

What will Bill's favorite retail outlet be after his economic blueprint takes effect?
→ Everything's $100.

What is Clinton's plan to create thousands of small businesses?
→ Take thousands of big businesses and wait four years.

- Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a Christmas bell!

- Just take these pills - and, if they don't work, give me a ring!

- Why are you crying, Ted? asked his mum.

- Because my new sneakers hurt.

- That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.

- But they are the only feet I have.

What is white, sugary, has whiskers and floats on the sea?
→ A catameringue!

If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton all had a spelling contest, which one would win?
→ Dan Quayle. He's the only one who knows that harass is one word.