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A football supporter's favourite Christmas song?
→ 'Yule never walk alone'

If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get?
→ "Beeflt!"

How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb?
→ Only one, but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.

How many Hillary Clintons does it take to change a light bulb?
→ One--she just holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.

Why doesn't Bill like old houses?
→ He's afraid of the draft.

What do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer with a crooked politician?
→ Chelsea.

What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?
→ Okay everyone, sack time!!

- Father Christmas: How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?

- Gnome: Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.

I wouldn't say Christmas gnomes are ugly, But if beauty's skin deep then they were was born inside out!

Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party?
→ He had no body to go with!