Most viewed jokes

- Victim (to mugger): But my watch isn't any good, it only has sentimental value.

- Mugger: That's all right. I'm sentimental.

What is a cow's favourite TV show?
→ Dr Moo!

What Biblical and Renaissance characters does Hillary most resemble?
→ Jezebel and Lucretia Borgia.

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
→ Fleece Navidad!

A man out for a walk came across a little boy pulling his cat's tail.

'Hey you!' he shouted, 'don't pull the cat's tail!'

'I'm not pulling!' replied the little boy. 'I'm only holding on - the cat's pulling!'

A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, he looked at the old pages as he turned them. Then something fell out of the Bible and he picked up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree that had been pressed in between pages.

"Mommy, look what I found," the boy called out.

"What have you got there, dear?" his mother asked. With astonishment in the young boy's voice he answered: "It's Adam's clothes!!!!!"

When the cat's away.....?
→ The house smells better!

Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?
→ He wanted to raise stewed beef!

How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ Two--One to promise he'll do it better than anyone else and one to obscure the issues.

Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer?
→ Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.