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How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
→ Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&M's.

What's Clinton doing to make Americans happy?
→ If you've paid your tax bill and have enough money left to feed your family--you're happy.

How can you identify a computer that has been in use at the Clinton White House?
→ There is White-out on the screen.

How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?
→ They were both dating the same girl in high school.

What happened when Bill Clinton got a shot of testosterone?
→ He turned into Hillary!

Dear Father Christmas, this Christmas could you please send me a yellow door.
Yours, Sherlock Holmes

- Watson: So why do you want a yellow door Holmes?

- Lemon-entry my dear Watson.

What song do Father Christmas' gnomes sing to him when he comes home cold on Christmas night?
→ Freeze a jolly good fellow!

- Teacher: Name four members of the cat family.

- Pupil: Daddy cat, mummy cat and two kittens!

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?
→ A carrot!

Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer?
→ He wanted her to hit the hay!