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When you call a dog, they usually come to you.
When you call a cat; they take a message.

Who sings "Love me tender", and makes Christmas toys?
→ Santa's little Elvis.

What stars go to jail?
→ Shooting stars.

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?
→ I'm at your service, ma'am.

Why was the woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?
→ She was charged with rustling!

What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?
→ Steer Wars.

In a survey of American women, when asked, "Would you sleep with President Clinton?" 86% replied, "Not again"

What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from his girlfriend at Oxford?
→ I did not have textual relations with that woman.

How are Boris Becker and President Clinton alike?
→ Both aren't as successful when they're not on grass.

Did you hear that the Clinton's had Air Force 1 remodeled?
→ Now it's got two left wings.