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How do you know that cows will be in heaven?
→ It's a place of udder delight.

Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?
→ To promote off-shore drilling.

Did you hear Chrysler is introducing a new car to commemorate President Clinton's election?
→ It's gonna be called the Dodge Drafter!

Why does Father Christmas go down chimneys?
→ Because they soot him!

The second grader was in bed with a cold and high temperature. 'How high is it, Doctor?' she wanted to know.
'One hundred and three,' said the doctor.
'What is the world record?'

What do you call the Scottish dentist?
→ Phil McCavity!

- President Clinton to maid: Mam, can you do something about Hillary's room. She complains that it's the ugliest room in the White House.

- Maid: Yes, Mr. President--I'll remove the mirrors right away.

What is Clinton's plan to create thousands of small businesses?
→ Take thousands of big businesses and wait four years.

Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year?
→ Reagan ate all the jellybeans.

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
→ A subordinate claus.