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Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
→ Because he had low elf esteem.

Two boys camping out in a backyard wanted to know the time, so they began singing at the top of their voices.
Eventually one of the neighbours threw open his window and shouted down at them, "Hey, less noise! Don't you know it's three o'clock in the morning!"

A little boy came downstairs crying late one night. 'What's wrong?' asked his mother.

"Do people really come from dust, like they said in church?" he sobbed.

'In a way they do,' said his mother.

"And when they die do they turn back to dust?"

'Yes, they do.'

The little boy began to cry again. "Well, under my bed there's someone either coming or going!"

What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet?
→ Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.

What are the spots on black-and-white cows?
→ Holstaines

How did that bullfight come out?
→ Oh, it was a toss-up!

Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year?
→ Because they can't afford any more pork.

- Elf: Santa, one of the reindeer swallowed my pencil! What should I do?

- Santa: Use a pen.

Dear Father Christmas, could you please send me some Crocodile shoes!.

- Father Christmas: Can't do that one. He hasn't said what size his crocodile takes!

What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo?
→ Bronco-saurus!