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Cold In December
Why is it so cold at Christmas?
→ It's in Decembrrrrr.
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Adam's Day Before
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
→ It's Christmas, Eve!
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Grandma Learns to Croak
- Boy: Grandma, do you know how to croak.
- Grandma: No, I don't think so. Why?
- Boy: Because Daddy says he'll be a rich man when you do.
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Describing a Cat
What is another way to describe a cat?
→ A heat seeking missile!
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Small Condensed Milk Cat
Why was the cat so small?
→ Because it only ate condensed milk!
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Sensitive Cats
How do you know that cats are sensitive creatures?
→ They never cry over spilt milk!
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Cow Stops Shaving
What happens when a cow stops shaving?
→ It grows a Moostache.
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Cow Math
How does a cow do math?
→ With a cowculator!
Arkansas Supreme Court
What famouse Arkansas State Supreme Court decision is Hilary Clinton famous for?
→ If you divorce your wife in Arkansas, is she still your cousin?
Clinton's Diet
What does Clinton do to lose weight?
→ Runs away from the draft.