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Where do cows like to live?
→ St. Moo-is.

A college student in a philosophy class was taking his first examination.

On the paper there was a single line which simply said: "Is this a question?" - Discuss.

After a short time he wrote: "If that is a question, then this is an answer."

The student received an "A" on the exam.

A Boston brokerage house advertised for a "young Harvard graduate or the equivalent."

Among the inquiries received was one from a Yale grad. He said, "Do you mean two Princeton men, or a Yale man part time?"

- Detective: Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

- Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

If Bill and Hillary jumped together off the Washington monument, who'd land first?
→ Who cares!

How can you tell Bill Clinton from a bunch of dead bodies?
→ He's the stiff one.

'Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you can't tell me why he does that!'
'Oh, yes I can.' the elf said.
'Because tow 'Eds are better than one, of course!'

'William, I've been told that you have been fighting with the boys next door,' said mum.

'Yes, but they're twins, so I wanted some way to tell them apart.'

- What's the matter, son?

- The boy next door said I look just like you.

- What did you say?

- Nothing, he's bigger than me!

If you had a gun and you were being chased by a bull and a mountain lion, which one would you shoot first?
→ The mountain lion. You can always shoot the bull!

What kind of jewelry does Hillary look best in?
→ Handcuffs.