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What do you get from a forgetful cow?
→ Milk of amnesia!

Arvil was coming out of the Texas University student building when he was stopped by two coeds.

"Would you like to become a Jehovah's Witness?" asked one of the girls.

"No, I really couldn't. I didn't see the accident."

How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?
→ Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

Mandy was applying for a summer job.
'How old are you?' asked the owner of the store.
'I'm twelve years old, Sir,' answered Mandy.
'And what do you expect to be when you grow up?'
'Twenty one, Sir.'

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?
→ Because of the tree bark.

What did the cat say when he lost all his money?
→ I'm paw!

What diploma do criminals get?
→ The third degree.

What do you call a cow with no front legs?
→ Lean Beef

What did the calf say to the silo?
→ "Is my fodder in there?"

- That bull you sold me is a lazy good-for-nothing!

- I told you he was a bum steer!