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How did Bill Clinton get a crick in his neck?
→ Trying to save both faces.

There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out.
How many were left?
→ None. They were all copy cats!

The man who was about to die said to the Sheriff, "Say, do I really have to die swinging from a tree?"

"Course not," replied the Sheriff.
"We just put the rope round your neck and kick the horse away. After that it's up to you."

Why were the Clintonites pushing the BTU Tax?
→ Because they could spell it.

Small Horse - Tai Ni Po Ni

What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night?
→ Bronto-snore-us!

What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?
→ One goes quick on her beautiful legs, the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.

What does a cow make when the sun comes out?
→ A shadow

What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
→ A milk dud!

What's the difference between Bill Clinton and David Koresh?
→ Koresh only burned 85 people.