Most viewed jokes

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
→ If we don't get some support soon, people are going to think we're nuts.

What do you call an old dentist?
→ A bit long in the tooth

Did you hear someone has invented a coffin that just covers the head?
→ It's for people like you who're dead from the neck up!

Who was the world's greatest thief?
→ Atlas, because he held up the whole world!

On what kind of ships do students study?
→ Scholarships.

How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?
→ She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

Clinton goes around telling people we humans are genetically 99.9% similar.
Apparently the 0.1% is the character gene.

A little kid is sitting on a park bench eating a bag of chocolates. An old man walking by stops to say that if he continues to eat like that he won't live very long; indignantly the kid says, "Oh yeah, my grandfather lived to be 104 years old."

The old man replies, "I'm sure he did, kid, but it wasn't from eating all that chocolate."

"Oh no sir," says the kid, "it was by minding his own business!"

Which big cat should you never play cards with?
→ A cheetah!

What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall?
→ A good jumpurr!