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If you make a cow angry, how will she get even?
→ She'll cream you!

Why did the Oregon State psychology major climb up the chain link fence?
→ To see what was on the other side.

Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?
→ He said it was too tight.

What is cleverer than a talking cat?
→ A spelling bee!

What is the cat's favourite TV show?
→ The evening mews!

I think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing so much is that it's the only time he hears someone tell him, "Wow, that's a big one!"

The next door neighbor of a middle-aged wife came over to inform her that her retired husband was chasing around after young prostitutes.

The woman smiled, "So what?"

The neighbor was surprised, "It doesn't bother you that he's running around with those women?"

The woman replied, "I also have a little dog who chases cars and buses, too."

A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal raisin cookies cooking downstairs. It takes all the strength he has left but he gets up from the bed and crawls down the stairs. He sees the cookies cooling on the counter and staggers over to them. As he reaches for one, his wife's wrinkled hand reaches out, smacks his and she yells:
"No, you can't have those! They're for the funeral!"

Did you hear about the snobby cow?
→ She thought she was a cutlet above the rest!

What do you get when you cross a Texas Aggie with an ape?
→ A retarded ape.