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What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?
→ A hole-y Cow!

A son is calling his mom from college, and telling her that he had just got his degree. The mother says:

- That's great honey! What kind of degree?

And the son, almost squealing with excitement, says:

- The best one ever, a Celsius degree!

Why couldn't the butterfly go to the Christmas ball?
→ It was a moth ball!

- I told you not eat cake before supper.

- But, Mum, it's part of my homework. 'If you take an eighth of a cake from a whole cake, how much is left.

Did you hear about the two little boys who found themselves in a modern art gallery by mistake?
→ 'Quick,' said one, 'run! Before they say we did it!'

"What were you before you came to school, boys and girls?" asked the teacher, hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out, "Happy!"

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool?
→ She had mittens!

A wealthy investor walked into a bank and said to the bank manager, "I would like to speak with Mr. Reginald Jones, who I understand is a tried and trusted employee of yours."

The banker said, "Yes he certainly was trusted. And he will be tried as soon as we catch him."

A good husband is the light of his wife's life. But some wives are getting fed up with seeing their lights go out every night!

What's red on the outside and green on the inside?
→ A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.