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What's furry, has whiskers and chases outlaws?
→ A posse cat!

A sex therapist was doing research at the local college when one of the male volunteers told him, "When I get it in part way, my vision blurs. And when I get it all the way in, I can't see a thing."

"Hmmm...that's an interesting optical reaction to sex," said the researcher. "Would you mind if I had a look at it?"

So the volunteer stuck out his tongue!

When is an English teacher like a judge?
→ When she hands out long sentences.

What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain?
→ Stegosaur-rust!

What's red on the outside and green on the inside?
→ A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?
→ He was already taking out a tooth

Did you hear about the dentist who planted a garden?
→ A month later he was picking his teeth

How do you make a Venetian blind?
→ Poke him in the eye

- Criminal: Why don't you hire these twins for the robbery, boss?

- Criminal Boss: I'm afraid of a double-cross.

Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?
→ It wants to keep it's Stockholm!