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Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force?
→ They can't hide behind billboards.

- Nigel: You said the school dentist would be painless, but he wasn't.

- Teacher: Did he hurt you?

- Nigel: No, but he screamed when I bit his finger.

What do cows like to listen to?
→ Moo-sic!

- Professor: Heavens! Someone stole my wallet!

- Wife: Didn't you feel a hand in your pocket?

- Professor: Yes, but I thought it was mine!

Why did Bill Clinton cross the road?
→ To tax the chicken.

What did the black cat say to the fish?
→ I've got a bone to pick with you!

How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold?
→ He has cat-arrh!

What kind of cats lay around the house?
→ Car-pets!

What kind of car drives over water?
→ Any kind of car, if it goes over a bridge.

- Teacher: Tommy you try my patience!

- Tommy: No, teacher you had better try mine. There's more of it!