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What do you get from a cow on the North Pole?
→ Cold cream!

What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat?
→ Shipped beef!

- Did you hear about the farmer who lost control of his tractor in the cow pasture?

- No! Did he hurt the cows?

- No, he just grazed them!

College meals are generally unpopular with those who have to eat them - and sometimes with good reason. "What kind of pie do you call this?" asked one student indignantly.

- What's it taste like? asked the cook.

- Glue!

- Then it's apple pie - the plum pie tastes like soap.

What noise does a cat make going down the highway?
→ Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!

What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?
→ When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.

How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?
→ She drops her nail-file!

What was the dentist doing in Panama?
→ Looking for the Root Canal

Why do cemeteries have fences around them?
→ Because people are dying to get in.

- Doctor, doctor, I'm at death's door!

- Don't worry, Mrs Jenkins. An operation will soon pull you through.