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What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business?
→ Try Sara's Tops

- Waiter, waiter! There's a dead fly in my soup.

- Oh no! Who's going to look after his family?

What do college students and deer have in common?
→ They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands?
→ A dope ring.

Why don't Purdue athletes eat pickles?
→ They can't get their heads in the jar.

A father is asked by his friend, "Has your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?"

"Yes, he wants to be a garbage collector," he replies

To this his friend responds, "Strange ambition to have for a career."

"Well, he thinks that garbage collectors only work on Tuesdays!"

How do cats buy things?
→ From a cat-alogue!

How do you catch the Easter Bunny?
→ Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!

A couple was having some trouble, so they did the right thing and went to a marriage counselor. After a few visits, and a lot of questioning and listening, the counselor said that he had discovered the main problem.
He stood up, went over to the woman, asked her to stand, and gave her a hug.
He looked at the man and said, "This is what your wife needs, at least once a day!"
The man frowned, thought for a moment, then said, "OK, what time do you want me to bring her back tomorrow?"

What do you get if you cross a cow with a spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster?
→ A cockerpoodlemoo!