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Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong?
→ Because the rest are weekdays.

What do you call a man who cleans out toilets?
→ Lou!

Two guys are talking:

- I've bought a tour to my mother-in-law.

- Your mother-in-law???!!!

- Why not, to Bagdad.

Where do Russian cows come from?
→ Moscow!

Where do Danish cows come from?
→ Cowpenhagen!

What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air?
→ Collecting his thoughts.

- Mum: From now on your going to have free school dinners.

- Son: But, Mum, I don't want three school dinners, one is more than enough!

A little boy went into a baker's. 'How much are those cakes?' he asked.

'Two for 25 cents,' said the baker.

'How much does one cost?' asked the boy.

'13 cents,' said the baker.

'Then I'll take the other one for 12 cents!' said the boy.

On what should you mount a statue of your cat?
→ A caterpillar!

What kind of ears do trains have?
→ Engineers (engine ears).