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- Dentist: Just let me finish and you will be another man after these cosmetic procedures.

- Patient: Okay doc, but don't forget to send your bill to the other man.

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?
→ Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!

Where did the bull carry his stock-market report?
→ In his beef case!

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
→ Crisp Cringle.

- Mother: What do you mean, the school must be haunted?

- Daughter: Well, the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

On the first day at school the girls were sizing each other up and boasting, trying to make good impressions on each other.

'I come from a one-parent family,' said one little girl proudly.

'That's nothing. Both my parents remarried after they got divorced. I come from a four parent family!'

An honest seven-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brown had kissed her after class.

"How did that happen?" gasped her mother.

"It wasn't easy," admitted the young lady, "but three girls helped me catch him!"

Why did the man put his car in the oven?
→ Because he wanted a hot rod.

A San Francisco motorist following a taillight in a dense fog crashed into the car ahead of him when it stopped suddenly.

"Why didn't you let me know you were going to stop?" he yelled into the mist.

"Why should I?" came a voice out of the fog. "I'm in my own garage!"

- Policeman: Why did your car just spin around in circles?

- Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.