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Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain?
→ He has got no beef.

What did the cow wear to the football game?
→ A Jersey.

A college friend was going to meet a young lady he knew.

"An old flame?" I asked.

He winked and said, "More like an unlit match."

A survey was being taken on the University of Arizona campus.

The survey taker asked a soccer player, "What do you think of bilingualism?"

"Oh, I think it's okay," said the boy, "if it's between consenting adults."

What do cat actors say on stage?
→ Tabby or not tabby!

What's a cat's second favorite food?
→ Spa-catti!

Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along?
→ They only run a skeleton service.

How do bees get to school?
→ By school buzz!

What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?
→ He braces himself

- Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?

- Pupil: Dead? I didn't even know he was sick!