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- Teacher: Give me a sentence with the words defence, defeat and detail in it.

- Pupil: When a horse jumps over defence, defeat go before detail!

Who is the fastest runner in history.
→ Adam - because he was the first in the human race.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
→ You should take your workboots off before you jump on a trampoline.

What has big ears, brings Easter treats, and goes "hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM"?
→ The Easter Elephant.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
→ Because the chicken wasn't invented yet.

believe that the members of the dental profession are the only men who can tell a women to open or close her mouth and get away with it.

Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania?
→ Dracula's dentist.

Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?
→ Because they fought both tooth and nail!

- Pa's being chased by a bull!

- Well, what in tarnation do you want me to do about it?

- Get me some film for my camera!

- Trevor: That's a cool pair of stockings you have on Jill. One red and one green.

- Jill: Yes, and I have another pair just like it at home.