Most viewed jokes

What's the best way to make a bull sweat?
→ Put him in a tight jumper!

Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?
→ She was pasteurized!

Who was the most powerful cat in China?
→ Chairman Miaow!

What would you have if your car's motor was in flames?
→ A fire engine.

- Policeman: Why did you crash into that stop sign?

- Motorist: I was only following orders.

- Policeman: I've had my eye on you for some time now.

- Young Lady: That's funny. I thought you were arresting me for speeding.

Why did the stupid racing car driver make ten pit stops during the Grand Prix?
→ He was asking for directions.

A woman was going to marry one of those guys that wanted a virgin.

Since she was not, she went to a doctor to reconstruct her hymen.

The doctor told her it would cost around $500, but there was another way that would cost only $50.

The woman agreed to try the cheap way, paid the money, and the doctor worked on her for several minutes.

After the "first night" of intimacy, the woman came back to the doctor and told him that it was perfect. The pain, the blood, everything was there. And she asked him how he did it.

"Simple... I tied your pubic hairs together!"

A husband and wife were fighting about their sex life.

"You never even tell me when you're having an orgasm!" he yelled.

"How can I?" she shot back. "You're never here!"

Six months into a marriage, a man was asked by his best friend how everything was going. He replied, "Oh, just fine. We practically never have any arguments. In the morning, she does what she wants. In the afternoon, I do what she wants. And at night, we both do what we both want."