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These two friends are about to go to a club.
One of them has a wooden eye. He said "If someone says something about my eye, i'm gonna snap." They get there, and he asks a girl to dance. She says, "Would I?"

Did you hear about the burglar who fell in the cement mixer?
→ Now he's a hardened criminal.

Where did the mooron take the baby cow to eat?
→ To the calf-ateria!

What do cows get when they do all their chores?
→ Mooney.

What do cows get when they are sick?
→ Hay Fever

- Cow: Why don't you shoo those flies?

- Bull: I'll let them go barefoot!

- Did you hear? Lament's gettin' a Ph.D.

- What does Ph.D. stand for?

- in his case, Pin-headed Dope.

What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train?
→ A laplander!

What did the big carburettor say to the little carburettor?
→ "Don't inhale so fast or you'll choke."

Winning the Lottery by Jack Potts