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What do you call a blonde with ESP and PMS?
→ A know-it-all bitch.

What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?
→ Rep Tiles

What did the dentist say to the computer?
→ This won't hurt a byte

Why does a dentist seem moody?
→ Because he always looks down in the mouth.

- I'm suffering from bad breath

- You should do something about it!

- I did. I just sent my wife to the dentist.

- Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?

- Patient: Why? Doc, it isn't all that bad this time.

- Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now and I don't want to miss the 4 o'clock ball game.

What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and flies?
→ A dead cat.

Where can you dance in California?
→ San Frandisco.

What kind of robbery is not dangerous?
→ A safe robbery.

What's another word for a murderer who kills old ladies?
→ A Killergran.