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Raccoon's Will
What did the dead raccoon say in his will?
→ "Leave it to Beaver."
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Overweight Ballet Dancer
What did the overweight ballet dancer perform?
→ The dance of the sugar plump fairy!
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Steer Dance
Where do steers go to dance?
→ To the Meat Ball!
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Full Bull
What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer?
→ A full bull!
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Cow Chow
What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner?
→ Cow chow!
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Bossy Meets Vampire
What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire?
→ Dracowla!
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Cow, Fries And Sofa
What do you get if you cross a cow, a french fry, and a sofa?
→ A cowch potato!
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Sparkling Eyes
How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle?
→ Shine a flashlight in his ears.
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Car Mufflers
What did one car muffler say to the other car muffler?
→ Am I exhausted!
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Fine For Parking
A man was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked if he had anything to say in his defense. "They shouldn't put up such misleading notices," said the man. "It said FINE FOR PARKING HERE."