Letter To The Easter Bunny
How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
→ By hare mail!
How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
→ By hare mail!
- I was so sorry to hear you buried your mother last week.
- Well, we had to, you know, she was dead.
Why don't dogs make good dancers?
→ Because they have two left feet!
How do you make a tissue dance?
→ Put a little boogie in it!
What do you call a mayfly with a criminal tendencies?
→ Baddy long legs!
- Dad, - said Fred to his father, who was a bank robber. - I need $50 for the school trip tomorrow.
- OK, son, - said his dad, - I'll get you the cash when the bank closes.
Why was the robber bionic?
→ He was holding up a bank.
Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired?
→ Because he couldn't keep his calves together!
What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus?
→ A cow that can milk itself!
What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?
→ A lawn moo-er.