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Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white?
→ So he can tell if he is coming or going.

Why do dinosaurs climb trees?
→ There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.

- Pardon me for a moment, please, - said the dentist to the victim, - but before beginning this work I must have my drill.

- Good heavens, man! - exclaimed the patient irritably.

- Can't you pull a tooth without a rehearsal?

- Patient: Doc, what should I do with all the gold and silver in my mouth?

- Dentist: Don't smile in a bad neighborhood.

Which dances do the burgers do best?
→ The burger-loo and the char char!

What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken?
→ Roost beef!

In what state will you find the most cows?
→ Moo York!

Did you hear about the Penn State professor who went around in a revolving door for six hours because he couldn't remember whether he was going in or coming out?

The teacher asked Simon to say his name backwards.

- No mis - he replied

Two girls were talking in the corridor.

- That boy over there is getting on my nerves - said Clarrie.

- But he's not even looking at you - replied Clara.

- That's what's getting on my nerves - retorted Clarrie.