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Knock Knock Census
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Census
- Census who?
- Census presents for Christmas!
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Fortune-Teller's Vacation
Where did the fortune-teller go on her vacation?
→ To Palm Beach.
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One-Legged Gingerbread Man
What do you call a ginger bread man wit one leg?
→ Limp biskit
Ape's Diet
Which two names figure prominently in every Ape's diet?
→ Ben/Anna!
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Five Elephants In A Car
How do you fit five elephants into a car?
→ Two in the front, two in the back and the other in the glove compartment!
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Brunette And Three Blondes
What do you call a brunette and three blondes in a corner?
→ You don't, you see if you've got 3 condoms.
Italian Airline
They now have an Italian airline that flies out of Genoa.
It's called Genitalia.
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Pusher and Prostitute
What is the difference between a drug pusher and a prostitute?
→ A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
Painless Dentist
- Dentist: Don't worry. I'm painless.
- Patient: I'm not.
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Father's Last Note
An English guy was very ill and his son went to visit him in the hospital. Suddenly, the father began to breathe heavily and grabbed the pen and pad by the bed. With his last ounce of strength he wrote a note, dropped it, and died.
The son was so overcome with grief that he didn't remember slipping the note into his pocket. At the funeral, he reached into the pocket of his coat and immediately felt the note. He excitedly read it thinking it might be something he could recite during the service. It said:
YOU WANKER -- GET OFF MY OXYGEN TUBE!!!