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What do rednecks do on Halloween?
→ Pump-kin!

What is a dog's favourite Easter treat?
→ Jelly bones!

What are the two greatest lies?
→ "The check is in the mail," and "I promise I won't cum in your mouth."

As the judge said to the dentist: Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?

What hired killer never goes to jail?
→ The exterminator.

The criminal mastermind found one of his gang sawing the legs off his bed. "What are you doing that for?" demanded the crook boss. "Only doing what you ordered," said the stupid thug. "You told me to lie low for a bit!"

Who drives away all his customers?
→ A taxi driver.

A man was fed up of having his car broken into and having his radio stolen he decided he would remove it when he parked his car he also left a note saying there is no point in breaking in my car as there is nothing to steal. When he returned to his car it had been broken into again and there was a new note where his had left his, saying just checking.!

"Take the wheel, Harry!" said the nervous lady driver. "There's a tree coming straight for us!"

What is evil and ugly and goes at 125 mph?
→ A witch in a high speed train.