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Women And Rocks
How are women and rocks alike?
→ You skip across the flat ones.
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Dentist Hours
At what time do most people go to the dentist?
→ At tooth-hurty (2:30).
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Tall Dark Dancer
Who is tall, dark and a great dancer?
→ Dark Raver!
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Insect and Dance
What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance?
→ A cricket ball!
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Hippie Dance
What dance do hippies hate?
→ A square dance.
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Cow Newspaper
What newspaper do cows read?
→ The Daily Moos.
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Burning Barn
Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual?
→ No, only medium rare!
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Famous Dutch Painter
There was the Florida State defensive tackle who thought Hertz Van Rentals was a famous Dutch painter.
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Best Thing When Run Over
What is the best thing to take when you're run over?
→ The number of the car that hit you.
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London Taxi Drivers
How many London taxi drivers does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ What? Go all the way up there and come back empty? You must be jokin' mate!