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What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?
→ You need a quarter to use the phone.

Why did the condom cross the road?
→ Because it was pissed off.

Why don't women blink during foreplay?
→ They don't have time.

How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?
→ He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

What dance did the Pilgrims do?
→ The Plymouth Rock.

- I think I hear burglars, dear. Are you awake?

- No!

Why was the cowboy a lot of laughs?
→ He was always horsing around.

Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a venture one day, they stopped at a service station to fill up the car with gas.
It seemed that the owner of the station was once Hillary's high school love.

They exchanged hellos, and went on their way.

As they were driving on to their destination, Bill put his arm around Hillary and said:

- Well, honey, if you had stayed with him, you would be the wife of a service station owner today.

She smirked and replied:

- No, if I had stayed with him, he would be President of the United States.

- Fred: Where does the new kid come from?

- Harry: Alaska.

- Fred: Don't bother - I'll ask her myself.

Why was the cat so small?
→ Because it only ate condensed milk!