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Two Pronouns
- Teacher: Name two pronouns?
- Pupil: Who?, me?
- Teacher: Name two pronouns?
- Pupil: Who?, me?
What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria?
→ The food!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Boiler
- Boiler who?
- Boiler egg for four minutes!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Becka
- Becka who?
- Becka the bus is the best place to sit!
If you need a loan, who do you see in the bank?
→ The Loan Arranger (Lone Ranger).
How much is 5Q and 5Q?
→ 10Q.
- You're welcome.
- Dad, did you manage to fix my toy?
- No, it's not broken, the battery's flat.
- Well, what shape should it be?
What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?
→ Here come the elephants.
What dog takes the money and runs fast?
→ A payhound!
What is the difference between medium and rare?
→ 6 inches is medium, 8 inches is rare.