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What is honeymoon?
→ That brief span of time between, "I do" and "You'd better!"

Last night I wrote myself a letter.
But I forgot to sign it and now I don't know who it's from.

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Beth

- Beth who?

- Beth wisheth, thweetie!

What is the best way to hunt bear?
→ With your clothes off.

Why is horse racing so romantic?
→ Because the horse hugs the rails, the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

Who delivers Easter treats to all the fish in the sea?
→ The Oyster Bunny!

Mom's have Mother's Day, Father's have Father's Day. What do single guys have?
→ Palm Sunday.

How is a man like a snowstorm?
→ You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it will last.

Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
→ So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.

What kind of party do prisoners in jail like most of all?
→ A going-away party.