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Snake's Favourite Program
What's a snakes favourite TV program?
→ Monty Python!
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The Polite Monster
What does a polite monster say when he meets you for the first time?
→ Pleased to eat you!
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Baby Bee
What is a baby bee?
→ A little humbug!
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Canadian Bear Hunters
Two Canadian hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting. They came upon a fork in the road where a sign read "BEAR LEFT" so they went home.
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Two Birds in Love
What do you call two birds in love?
→ Tweethearts!
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Favorite Flower
What's a frogs favourite flower?
→ A croakus!
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Elephant Compliment
What do elephants say as a compliment?
→ You look elephantastic!
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Rabbit In The Sweater
What do you call an elephant with a rabbit up it's sweater?
→ Warren!
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Purple Versus Pink
Whats the difference between purple and pink?
→ The grip.
Between The Breasts
What does a 75-year-old woman have between her breasts that a 25-year-old doesn't?
→ Her navel.