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Stolen Vehicle
- Policeman: Did you know your vehicle was reported stolen?
- Criminal: It wasn't when I took it.
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State With Most Cows
What US state has the most cows?
→ Moosouri!
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Golden Rule For Cows
What is the golden rule for cows?
→ Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you!
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Cattle Battle
What is a moo hoo for a cow fight?
→ A cattle battle!
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Cow Crossed With Goat
If you crossed a cow with a goat, what would you get?
→ Half and half!
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Driving In Circles
- Policeman: Why are you driving that car in circles?
- Driver: I was just going for a little spin.
Miss Jones Retires
'I'm very sad to announce this morning, girls, that Miss Jones has decided to retire,' said the principal at morning assembly. 'Now we will all stand and sing this morning's hymn....now Thank We All Our God.'
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Seaside Treats
Seaside Treats by Rhoda Donkey
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School Meals
School Meals by R. E. Volting
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Minute Rice
Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?