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What is the best way to hunt bear?
→ With your clothes off.

The garbage men were just about to leave the street when a girl came running out of the house carrying some cardboard boxes.

- Am I too late for the garbage? - she called.

- No - replied one of the men.

- jump right in!

What's a frogs favourite flower?
→ A croakus!

When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed.

- Good heavens, what is this? - he said.

- Why, it's bean soup - she replied.

- I don't care what it has been - he sputtered.

- What is it now?

Then there's the woman who goes to the dentist.

As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs his crotch.
The dentist says:

- Madam, I believe you've got a hold of my privates.

The woman replies:

- Yes. Now, we're going to be careful not to hurt each other, aren't we.

What was the most flexiest dinosaur?
→ Tyrannosaurus Flex.

Dentist to parsimonious patient "No, we give no discount for empty spaces when cleaning and polishing teeth Mrs. Borde!"

What is the difference between a musician and a dead body?
→ One composes and the other decomposes.

What is a duck's favorite dance?
→ The quackstep!

Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?
→ Because it needs bailing out.