Most viewed jokes

- New camper: I thought you said this camp has no mosquitoes.

- Old camper: That's right. These mosquitoes come from the camp down the road!

What did one frog say to the other?
→ Time's sure fun when you're having flies!

- Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a nit

- Will you get out of my hair!

How does the blond turn on the light after she has had sex?
→ She opens the car door.

A 90 year man finally gets to see a Dr. and the dr. asks him what the problem is, the man says he wants the Dr. to lower his sex drive. The Dr. is taken aback a bit but finally asks the man, just how old are you? The man answers I am 90. The Dr., still a little confused says you are 90, and you want your sex drive lowered? Yes said the man, it's all in my head and I want you to lower it.

What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?
→ Dino-mite.

- Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?

- Dentist: With pain $200 and without pain $100.

- Patient: Well, without pain it's cheaper. Pull it WITHOUT pain.

Without anesthesia neither anything, the dentist begins to extract the tooth, when the patient outcry: Aaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!

Hey, WITH pain it costs $200!!!, replies the dentist.

A man is fibbing away about how great things are in his country. Finally, he starts describing the tall buildings in his country:

- There is a building so tall, it took my friend Alex 72 hours to fall off it!

- Oh, my God! - says his friend.

- Surely he must have died!

- Of course. He was without food or water for 3 days!

What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner?
→ A Kong - vict!

How do cats eat spaghetti?
→ The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!