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How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal?
→ They're both famous for stuffing baskets!

What dog sweats the most and drinks the most water?
→ A hot-weiler!

Whats the difference between a bitch and a whore?
→ A whore sleeps with everyone at the party and a bitch sleeps with everyone at the party except you.

What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called?
→ The man.

How do you get a blonde pregnant?
→ Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest.

A little old lady shaking violently as she walks in to the pharmacy asks the salesperson "do you sell vibrators". Surprised by the request, the sales person says yes! The little old lady says: "Well, how do you turn the damn things off!"

What do you call a Blind Dinosaur?
→ Do-ya-think-he-saurus.

What is a cow's favorite lunch meat?
→ Bullogna

What game do little cows like to play?
→ Moonopoly.

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