Most viewed jokes

- Teacher: Why didn't you answer me?

- Pupil: I did, I shook my head

- Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you!

- Father: How were the exam questions?

- Son: Easy

- Father: Then why look so unhappy?

- Son: The questions didn't give me any trouble, just the answers!

- Pupil (on phone): My son has a bad cold and won't be able to come to school today.

- School Secretary: Who is this?

- Pupil: This is my father speaking!

Who was the best actor in the bible?
→ Samson, he brought the house down!

What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?
→ Violists.

What do young female monsters do at parties?
→ They go around looking for edible bachelors!

Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?
→ Nobody will look for them.

What did one flea say to the other after a night out?
→ Shall we walk home or take a dog?

What did the confused bee say?
→ To bee or not to bee!

Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball?
→ Because it's covered with horsehide!