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- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Belize

- Belize who?

- Belize yourself then!

- Judge: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?

- Doctor: All my autopsies are on dead people.

What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?
→ An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

What's black, yellow and covered in blackberries?
→ A bramble bee!

Police in Oakland, California spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing beside them, shouting please to come out and give himself up.

What did the cook say to the dough?
→ I "NEED" you!

Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?
→ Both the books got burned, and one hadn't even been coloured in yet.

Why is an egg like a young horse?
→ Because it can't be used until it's broken!

What do toads drink?
→ Croaka-cola!

What dog sweats the most and drinks the most water?
→ A hot-weiler!