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Why does a bride smile when she walks up the aisle?
→ She knows she's given her last blow job.

How does a blonde moonwalk?
→ She pulls down her panties and slides her ass along the floor!

How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?
→ Her crayons are still sticky.

Why are blondes like pianos?
→ When they aren't upright, they're grand.

A father, mother, and son were going to Europe and were going to visit the nude beaches while they were there. They didn't want the son to get a distorted view of beauty, so they told him that the men with really big dicks were really really dumb, and that the woman with really big tits were really really dumb.
When they got to the beach they split up. Later the mother saw the son and asked where his dad was. The boy said:

- Well, the last time I saw him he was talking to this really, really, really dumb blond, and the longer they talked the dumber he got.

Where does the dentist get his gas?
→ At the filling station

What is the last thing you eat before you die?
→ You bite the dust.

What has four legs and goes, "Oom! Oom!"?
→ A cow walking backwards!

What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull?
→ A steak-out!

- Teacher: Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

- Student: So we know when to start Christmas shopping!