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Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?
→ Because he thought his wife was a flake.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant?
→ An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.

How can you tell when a tenor is really stupid?
→ When the other tenors notice.

What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?
→ Terrorists have sympathizers.

Why does an actor enjoy his work so much?
→ Because it's all play.

What's gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?
→ Stalagmice!

What happened to the man who turned into an insect?
→ He just beetled off!

Have you heard the latest scandal?
→ Dr. Pepper was drunk at a party.

- Do you love me?

- Of course

- Then whisper something soft and sweet in my ear

- Lemon meringue pie!

A man has a racehorse, never won a race. Man in disgust says, "Horse, you win today or you pull a milk wagon tomorrow morning." The starting gate opens, the horses take-off, they move the gate away and there lays his horse asleep on the track. He kicks the horse and asks, "WHY ARE YOU SLEEPING. The horse, half asleep says, "I have to get up at three in the morning."