Great Horse
- You said it was a great horse and it is.
- It took twenty other horses to beat him!
- You said it was a great horse and it is.
- It took twenty other horses to beat him!
Did you hear about the horse that has made a dozen films?
→ He's not a star though, he just does bit parts!
What do fishermen say on Halloween?
→ Trick-or-trout!
What is the easy way to get a wild elephant?
→ Get a tame one and annoy it!
What do you get when you cross a sled dog with an elephant?
→ A tusky!
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
→ A dingo-ling!
Why do blonde's get confused in the ladies room?
→ They have to pull their own pants down.
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad?
→ One says ribbit ribbit, the other one says rub-it, rub-it!
What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman?
→ Sexual harassment.
Where does the dentist get his gas?
→ At the filling station