Most viewed jokes

If George Washington were alive today, why couldn't he throw a silver dollar across the Potomac?
→ Because a dollar doesn't go as far as it used to.

- Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me? - she said looking lovingly into her husbands eyes.

- I don't know, but I promise I'll never do it again.

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Clown

- Clown who?

- Clown for the count!

- Knock Knock!

- Who's there?

- Ada!

- Ada who?

- Ada'mond is forever!

Who has the best website in the jungle?
→ The Onlion King.

Why did the idiot have his sundial floodlit?
→ So he could tell the time at night!

The Counselor was talking to the campers about safety.

She said:

- Don't climb any trees. If you fall down and break a leg, don't come running to me!

How do you get the most apples when bobbing at Halloween?
→ Wear a snorkel!

How is a woman like a condom?
→ Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

Whats the difference between premenstrual tension and BSE?
→ One's mad cow disease, the other's an agricultural problem.